COMING SOON TO NYC

Menu:

The Chris Brown - we punch the party and serve it to you raw.

Tonight’s Gonna Be A Good Night - burger covered in a chil-i-am made with black eyed peas and two other beans no one is ever going to remember.

Poker Face - an under dressed burger served in a stiletto shaped bun made out of broken mirrors.

I Kissed A Ghoul - a burger served with peppers so hot that it’ll melt your popsicle. Topped with macerated cherries served between a cupcake bun.

Aldiss Snow (Russell Brand’s character from “Forgetting Sarah Marshall”) - an I Kissed a Ghoul when the cheese comes inside.

Snoop Dog - chicken fried burger only served after hours at services in Holiday Inn parking lots. Show your medical marijuana cards to get 10% off.

Bono - all vegan burger served with organic greens, veggies & soy cheese served in a UV protective wrapper. All proceeds are donated to Rocker Brothers Meats.

Ke$ha - over cooked, frozen patty with processed cheese food, wilted lettuce, moldy tomatoes and topped with canned sloppy Joe.

Oops I Did It Again - smokin’ hot burger with so many peppers, it’s toxic. Comes with two mini-burgers that are dropped on the floor, forgotten about and eventually returned to Grill ‘Em All for custody.

Like A G6 - we would tell you what’s on this burger but we actually hope everyone just forgets about it.

The Bieburger - Mini-burger made from Canadian veal and served in purple leaf lettuce. You must have a permission slip signed by a parent or guardian to order.

Lindsay the Love Bug - it doesn’t matter how you order it, it’s never going to show up the way it’s supposed to and when it does it served in a vial. Straw optional.

The Bed Intrude-burger - covered in processed cheese. Don’t wait for your name to be called, just reach through the window and grab it.